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| 4/12/19 -- The incomparable Brandi Carlile to perform Joni Mitchell's Blue album in its entirety. Can she do it justice? Might need to check that shit out.
-- Remember when Pink was still cool? Seems like so many years ago...
-- So earlier that day I'd spotted a mangled turkey carcass on the side of route 7 and wondered aloud how someone could be that careless in hitting such a large bird. Sho nuff that evening my wife did just that, or rather the turkey hit her - shattering the windshield, denting the roof, and rendering her car undriveable.
Like we have time for this crap.
4/6/19 -- For Date Night last night we took in Us at the local theater. To summarize: at the halfway point I was thinking it was the dumbest shit I'd ever seen... but afterwards walking to the car I was like Damn that was actually really clever. Why the hell didn't I think of it? Stay with it, you'll see what I mean.
Damn you and your brilliance, Jordan Peele.
-- Played Connect Four last night for the first time in 20 years. And now I remember why it's been 20 years. But still... most memorable commercial from our childhoods, wouldn't you agree?
3/24/19 -- The eyes of Sir Ian. Love this.
-- Jakey had his birthday geek-out extravaganza sleepover last night - Six, maybe seven hoodlum 13-year olds, their laptops, and 100,000 calories worth of Dominos Pizza, Dr Pepper, and Doritos. I got up to pee at 3am and they were still at it. This morning's capper consisted of the elite sugar cereals of your childhood (above). Pullin' out all the stops.
In two days' time he'll be 13. I can't even.
3/17/19 -- Top o' the marnin' tooo yuh! And oh yes - MY PATRICK'S POT ON YOU. Whatever it means, I still have no idea. But I got you.
Speaking of which, I was on a conference call the other day with a room filled with delightful Irish folks. Such beautiful, soothing voices, and that accent - uh! After 5 minutes I was on ASMR overload - practically drooling on my desk and barely able to pay attention.
3/13/19 -- Sometimes after a rough day you just need to watch MJ fading away for a while. Forget the high-flying jams and the buzzer-beaters, the fadeaway is the most beautiful shot in basketball. And nobody's ever done it better.
3/12/19 -- I'll grudgingly admit that today's new Aladdin trailer is tolerable, especially compared to the horror show they released last month. And MAN the actress playing Jasmine is gorgeous, who is she?
Still boycotting this movie, however.
3/3/19 -- So I guess this is how mankind will end: In my dream the other night, every single person in the world was infected with some disease which made our skin pink and peely. Like a bad sunburn. There was no mass hysteria or panic, everyone just sorta wandered around in grim acceptance. It was unclear how much time was left to us before we all keeled over dead, but our demise was certain. I found myself in some stately old house filled with strangers and a few select family members, my Aunt Kiki among them. Somehow we got to talking about puppies, and I vividly recall her stating: "If I had a new puppy dog right now I'd name him Pimple McFucky." If you've never met Kiki, this is exactly the kind of thing she says all the time.
Dreams. Go figure.
-- Wifey and I dozed off on the sofa last night with the excellent film The Kids are Alright on screen. Jolted awake by a certain scene (warning: minor spoiler ahead) involving Mark Ruffalo and Julianne Moore, ummmm, enthusiastically and acrobatically enjoying each other's company. Fortunately both children were already in bed, but whew!
2/23/19 -- Asked A how he feels on his extra special day, he replied "Just happy."
Aidan is life. And he's FIFTEEN! How'd THAT happen?
2/17/19 -- NBA All-Star Weekend 2019 and I couldn't care less. This used to be a huge deal for me, in fact I've had the good fortune of attending a few such weekends back in the early 2000's. Was even in the building to see MJ hit this shot (around the 0:44 mark). Nowadays, not so much. Don't get me wrong - the talent levels of these modern athletes defies description. But somewhere along the way, the weekend lost its soul.
Take the Dunk Contest. It just sucks. Every spectacular humanly possibly dunk has already been done in years past, so nowadays the participants rely on over the top grandstanding and silly props - seriously, one guy last night dressed up as a WWI Flying Ace. The 3-Point shootout is still watchable, but really can anything ever top Bird - in his warmup jacket no less - walking off holding his finger aloft (3:56 mark) while the final shot drops through the twine? And as for the All Star Game itself, there's absolutely zero defensive effort on display. It's basically players lobbing alley-oops to one another while everyone else stands around.
**SIGH** how I yearn for the good ol' days.
2/14/19 -- Valentines Day! The Missus and I have an agreement: no flowers this year, and definitely no chocolate. That is, until tomorrow when Whittman's Samplers are half price!
2/7/19 -- I take it back, I DO have a New Year's resolution: three consecutive ("unbroken") RMUs. On second thought, make it FIVE.
-- Lee Friedlander: six decades of photographing his wife. Love this.
-- Can bounced checks be attributed to Wells Fargo's current technical issues? Uuhh, asking for a friend.
-- So a week ago to the day Aidan got a light touch of the flu, which is apparently making the rounds through every child in the tri-state area. A week later his cough - and only his cough - still lingers, and his pediatrician cleared him for school. But even so, school wants him home. Trust me - we sent him yesterday and Nurse Ratched called us up insisting we come retrieve him...
I dunno, back in the day I recall nothing short of a severed aorta spewing blood would keep me home sick. Kids these days...
-- A handy guide to photographing food.
2/6/19 -- Luna takes advantage of a rare 60 degree day in February. An all too brief reminder of how wonderful April/May will feel, if ever we get there.
1/31/19 -- It's quite possible that I have an unhealthy addiction to Propel.
1/28/19 -- BINGO NIGHT! Aidan won a football. I never win anything.
1/24/19 -- 35 years ago today Steve Jobs unveiled the first Macintosh. You've come a long way, baby...
-- A compilation of music stars pulling kids on stage to perform with them - and the kids absolutely crushing it. Makes me wish I'd stuck with my piano lessons all those years ago.
-- Ya know, when you're at the beach (or maybe the dump) admiring the sea gulls, I'll remind you that there's actually no such thing. What you're actually looking at are variations of creatures from the Laridae fam. Read on, fellow birders, and keep those french fries hidden.
1/22/19 -- Deep Blue is a 50-year old Great White shark measuring around 20 feet in length (one of the largest in the world, it's believed), and recently a group of divers had the pleasure of swimming with her. Sans cage!
1/18/19 -- Sick days: a thing of the past.
-- Big time product recall on my beloved RX Bars, and just like that I've lost the will to live.
1/14/19 -- Over the weekend we lunched at Barristers, New Milford's newest coffee house. My 10 second review: In a word, adequate. They've got some work to do. Closed Sundays? What is UP with that? My latte, however, was on point and there's a decent assortment of muffins, scones, etc. I'm thinking they ought to up their sandwich game, and funkify things - fire up some reggae, hang some art... add a little soul. But hey - beggars can't be choosers. I'm just thrilled to have an operational coffee house downtown once again. Even a work in progress.
1/11/19 -- So I started following this guy on Instagram, who is basically me had I ever won the lottery. As far as I can tell he's a professional photog who summers on Block Island and winters on St John (where he appears to be at this very moment). No, seriously. The fantasy version of myself. And what incredible shots!
1/9/19 -- Possibly more information about worsted wool than you'll ever need. But interesting, nonetheless.
1/7/19 -- Well it's official: Asparagus is king, followed closely by sweet potatoes and brussel sprouts. Adjust your 2019 food resolutions accordingly.
1/4/19 -- Taking inspiration from The Meg, which we recently rented and rather enjoyed, I watched this overly drawn out video about why the Megaladon went extinct. After 5 minutes I grew bored of the narrator's ramlbing, so I scrolled through the comments and saw someone had posted "Thats what a megalodon wants us to think." And just like that, my faith in the Internet has been restored.
-- Analysis: Skyfall vs Casino Royale. Discuss.
-- Pretty sure last year around this time I resolved not to make any resolutions for 2019. But who among us doesn't break their New Years resolutions? So I resolve to not not resolve to make 2019 resolutions... Wait, what?
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